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Siege of Elsenham, All

The pond, the pipeline and the weather that escalated matters further

​March arrived in Elsenham with the reassuring certainty that somewhere, in some hedgerow-framed corner of the village, a minor administrative situation was quietly escalating into something with the energy of a diplomatic incident. As the month unfolded, reports filtered through Tesco aisles, Central Operations Command briefings, and the allotment grapevine that several operational theatres had opened simultaneously, each insisting on attention, none willing to wait their turn, and all now complicated by the growing sense that even the weather had joined the agenda.

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