​It was one of those mornings when sunlight hits your eyeballs like a tax bill. Golden, mocking, and full of empty promises. I was herding the kids to school, past hedgerows twitching with gossip and birdsong so chipper it made you want to slap a robin. Have you ever tried to explain to a six-year-old why they can’t go to school because the roads have declared war on basic civilisation? It’s like trying to justify jazz to a badger.