Siege of Elsenham, Features

New Road falls. Elsenham prepares for another summer campaign.

There comes a point every summer when the village collectively stops asking whether the roadworks are finished and instead begins asking which road has volunteered itself next. June has now answered that question with the confidence of a man arriving at a barbecue carrying only an empty plate. The operational map has shifted once again. New Road is preparing to disappear behind barriers for five days; temporary traffic lights have multiplied like particularly determined rabbits; Stansted’s approaches remain wrapped in utility works; the M11 Junction 8 continues its nightly impression of organised confusion; and even Tye Green Road has received official notice that its turn is coming. Somewhere inside Central Operations Command, someone quietly unfolded a larger map.

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THE ROBIN HOOD

“The Robin Hood” Public House in, surprise, surprise, Robin Hood Road is sadly no longer an Inn, once the spiritual home of the also-gone, but never-forgotten Elsenham Football Club. Sorry to say, the demise of the Village’s Eleven contributed to its demise. Our own “Footy” boys drank the Pub dry at least once. Their disbanding was a great loss to Ernie & Rennee Atkinson’s income.

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The pond, the pipeline and the weather that escalated matters further

​March arrived in Elsenham with the reassuring certainty that somewhere, in some hedgerow-framed corner of the village, a minor administrative situation was quietly escalating into something with the energy of a diplomatic incident. As the month unfolded, reports filtered through Tesco aisles, Central Operations Command briefings, and the allotment grapevine that several operational theatres had opened simultaneously, each insisting on attention, none willing to wait their turn, and all now complicated by the growing sense that even the weather had joined the agenda.

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